pray

A four-panel comic. A red-haired woman with hands clasped in prayer says "Dear Satan--" and a voice answers "Hi, this is God, I... oh." The voice continues, "Oh you weren't calling for me," and the woman replies, "Wow, this is awkward." God offers, "Maybe I can help you. What'd you want?" and she answers, "A box of cigars, a bucket of margarita, and three 6'6\" dudes with dongs like a paper towel roll." In the final panel the woman, looking mortified and clutching herself, shouts, "Stephanie! I was praying to Satan! You're the one eavesdropping!" The joke: she's embarrassed that God (here cast as the prying "Stephanie") overheard her sinful prayer meant for Satan. Votey (aftercomic): a second woman bursts in with a big open mouth, exclaiming, "Sorry I'm late! Did someone say dongs?!"