creation
Original: creation on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Bespectacled man: "I just don't get it. How can you look at nature and not see the hand of the creator?"
Panel 2:
Curly-haired man (gesturing, agitated): "Do we look upon the spiny wiener of the cat, designed to damage its partner's vagina to prevent access to other mates and say 'This just happened by accident?'"
Panel 3:
Curly-haired man: "Shall we behold the Y-shaped double-dong of the snake, exquisitely coated with dozens of cloaca-snagging spines, and remark 'This is the product of sheer chance?'"
Panel 4:
Curly-haired man: "Is the corkscrew mega-boner of the duck, so perfectly formed to navigate the labyrinthine vagina of the mate it's drowning, not proof of the designer's touch?!"
Panel 5:
Bespectacled man: "Do you have any non-penis reasons for your faith?"
Curly-haired man: "Why do people keep asking that?"
Votey:
Caption (handwritten): "For the record, hemi-pene is an under-utilized insult."
Bespectacled man: "I just don't get it. How can you look at nature and not see the hand of the creator?"
Panel 2:
Curly-haired man (gesturing, agitated): "Do we look upon the spiny wiener of the cat, designed to damage its partner's vagina to prevent access to other mates and say 'This just happened by accident?'"
Panel 3:
Curly-haired man: "Shall we behold the Y-shaped double-dong of the snake, exquisitely coated with dozens of cloaca-snagging spines, and remark 'This is the product of sheer chance?'"
Panel 4:
Curly-haired man: "Is the corkscrew mega-boner of the duck, so perfectly formed to navigate the labyrinthine vagina of the mate it's drowning, not proof of the designer's touch?!"
Panel 5:
Bespectacled man: "Do you have any non-penis reasons for your faith?"
Curly-haired man: "Why do people keep asking that?"
Votey:
Caption (handwritten): "For the record, hemi-pene is an under-utilized insult."
Alt text
A five-panel comic. A bespectacled man in a suit asks a curly-haired man, "How can you look at nature and not see the hand of the creator?" The curly-haired man responds with escalating, increasingly graphic arguments for intelligent design, each citing bizarre animal genitalia: the cat's spined penis designed to damage its partner to block other mates, the snake's Y-shaped spine-coated double penis, and the duck's corkscrew penis built to navigate the female's labyrinthine anatomy. He insists each is too perfectly formed to be chance and must prove a designer's touch. In the final panel the bespectacled man deadpans, "Do you have any non-penis reasons for your faith?" and the curly-haired man replies, exasperated, "Why do people keep asking that?" Votey: a handwritten caption on a blank panel reads, "For the record, hemi-pene is an under-utilized insult."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.