causal
Original: causal on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Daughter (off-panel/foreground): You're grounded?!
Mother: You can't ground me!
Panel 2:
Daughter: As my misgivings are the direct consequences of the fatal conditions of reality!
Panel 3:
Daughter: There is no free will! Thus, all justice is a farce! Aside that I'm a robot in a world without choice, there is no god!
Mother: Not only will you not adopt that, I'm canceling your screen time for two weeks.
Panel 4:
Daughter: But you could do otherwise!
Mother: That'd violate causality.
Votey:
Daughter (distraught, near tears): There dwells no justice in the house of Mom!
Daughter (off-panel/foreground): You're grounded?!
Mother: You can't ground me!
Panel 2:
Daughter: As my misgivings are the direct consequences of the fatal conditions of reality!
Panel 3:
Daughter: There is no free will! Thus, all justice is a farce! Aside that I'm a robot in a world without choice, there is no god!
Mother: Not only will you not adopt that, I'm canceling your screen time for two weeks.
Panel 4:
Daughter: But you could do otherwise!
Mother: That'd violate causality.
Votey:
Daughter (distraught, near tears): There dwells no justice in the house of Mom!
Alt text
A four-panel comic. A teenage daughter argues with her mother. Panel 1: The mother says "You're grounded?!" and the daughter snaps back "You can't ground me!" Panel 2: The daughter declares that her misgivings are the direct consequences of the fatal conditions of reality. Panel 3: She insists "There is no free will! Thus all justice is a farce!" and claims she's a robot in a world without choice with no god; her mother flatly replies that not only will the daughter not adopt that view, she's also canceling her screen time for two weeks. Panel 4: The daughter protests "But you could do otherwise!" and the mother coolly answers "That'd violate causality" — using the daughter's own determinism against her. In the votey aftercomic, a close-up of the daughter's anguished, tearful face as she wails "There dwells no justice in the house of Mom!"
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.