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Original: hot on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1: A glowing golden sun/orb hovers in the sky above a green landscape with a tree. A speech bubble (from God, off-panel above) says: "I CURSE YOU, ADAM AND EVE! EVER AFTER YOU SHALL BE ASHAMED OF YOUR NUDITY!"
Panel 2: A nude woman with long brown hair (Eve) speaks: "DIDN'T WORK. STILL FEELING HOT."
Panel 3: A nude man with brown hair and beard (Adam) speaks: "I'VE GOT BOOBS! HUGE SQUISHY SEX-PILLOWS!"
Panel 4: Eve, gesturing downward, says: "LOOK AT THIS DONG! IT'S LIKE AN OBELISK, MAN!"
Panel 5: The glowing orb is shown. A voice (God) says: "STOP TALKING ABOUT YOUR PRIVATE PARTS! STOP IT!"
Panel 6: Adam and Eve face each other. God says: "STOP LOOKING AT EACH OTHER! NO! NO DONGS! EACH OTHER?"
Panel 7: The glowing orb again, with a downward-pointing triangle symbol shown. Text: "=HEAVY BREATHING="
Panel 8: The orb. A voice (God) says: "I'M GONNA MAKE IT SO SEX IS HOW BABIES ARE MADE!"
Panel 9: Bottom strip with the green landscape. Small exclamations float in the air: "WOE!" and "ALAS!"
Votey: A single rough hand-drawn panel. A speech bubble (God) says: "ALSO NIPPLES WILL BE WHERE BABY FOOD COMES FROM." Below the bubble is a plain oval shape (a breast/nipple).
Panel 2: A nude woman with long brown hair (Eve) speaks: "DIDN'T WORK. STILL FEELING HOT."
Panel 3: A nude man with brown hair and beard (Adam) speaks: "I'VE GOT BOOBS! HUGE SQUISHY SEX-PILLOWS!"
Panel 4: Eve, gesturing downward, says: "LOOK AT THIS DONG! IT'S LIKE AN OBELISK, MAN!"
Panel 5: The glowing orb is shown. A voice (God) says: "STOP TALKING ABOUT YOUR PRIVATE PARTS! STOP IT!"
Panel 6: Adam and Eve face each other. God says: "STOP LOOKING AT EACH OTHER! NO! NO DONGS! EACH OTHER?"
Panel 7: The glowing orb again, with a downward-pointing triangle symbol shown. Text: "=HEAVY BREATHING="
Panel 8: The orb. A voice (God) says: "I'M GONNA MAKE IT SO SEX IS HOW BABIES ARE MADE!"
Panel 9: Bottom strip with the green landscape. Small exclamations float in the air: "WOE!" and "ALAS!"
Votey: A single rough hand-drawn panel. A speech bubble (God) says: "ALSO NIPPLES WILL BE WHERE BABY FOOD COMES FROM." Below the bubble is a plain oval shape (a breast/nipple).
Alt text
A nine-panel SMBC comic. A glowing golden orb representing God floats in the sky above a green garden landscape, while two nude humans, Adam and Eve, stand below. God curses them: "I curse you, Adam and Eve! Ever after you shall be ashamed of your nudity!" Instead of feeling shame, the pair gleefully celebrate their bodies. Eve says "Didn't work. Still feeling hot," Adam brags "I've got boobs! Huge squishy sex-pillows!" and Eve points down saying "Look at this dong! It's like an obelisk, man!" The frustrated glowing orb keeps shouting for them to stop talking about and looking at their private parts. The orb then emits "=heavy breathing=" and declares "I'm gonna make it so sex is how babies are made!" as God escalates the curse out of exasperation. In the final landscape panel, faint cries of "Woe!" and "Alas!" drift up. Votey (aftercomic): a rough single panel where God's voice adds "Also nipples will be where baby food comes from," beside a plain oval drawing of a breast.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.