dox
Original: dox on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Caption (header bar): DOXXING: RELEASING PRIVATE INFORMATION ONLINE.
(A man with brown hair sits hunched at a desk, snarling intensely at a computer monitor.)
Panel 2:
Caption (header bar): PARADOXXING: PROVING SOMEONE'S NON-EXISTENCE.
Woman with dark hair (gesturing): The fact that reality seems real is proof that it isn't real because most things that seem real are illusions.
Bald man (facing her): That's some real shit.
Panel 3:
Caption (header bar): ORTHODOXXING: GETTING SOMEONE TO JOIN A SMALL INSULAR RELIGIOUS COMMUNITY.
Man with a black hat, beard, and sidelocks (Orthodox Jewish appearance): The community spirit is incredible but I miss bacon.
Votey:
(HETERODOXXING IS CONVINCING SOMEONE THEY'RE ATTRACTED TO THE OPPOSITE SEX.)
Caption (header bar): DOXXING: RELEASING PRIVATE INFORMATION ONLINE.
(A man with brown hair sits hunched at a desk, snarling intensely at a computer monitor.)
Panel 2:
Caption (header bar): PARADOXXING: PROVING SOMEONE'S NON-EXISTENCE.
Woman with dark hair (gesturing): The fact that reality seems real is proof that it isn't real because most things that seem real are illusions.
Bald man (facing her): That's some real shit.
Panel 3:
Caption (header bar): ORTHODOXXING: GETTING SOMEONE TO JOIN A SMALL INSULAR RELIGIOUS COMMUNITY.
Man with a black hat, beard, and sidelocks (Orthodox Jewish appearance): The community spirit is incredible but I miss bacon.
Votey:
(HETERODOXXING IS CONVINCING SOMEONE THEY'RE ATTRACTED TO THE OPPOSITE SEX.)
Alt text
A three-panel SMBC comic riffing on puns built from the word "doxxing." Panel 1, captioned "DOXXING: RELEASING PRIVATE INFORMATION ONLINE," shows a brown-haired man hunched at a desk snarling at a computer monitor. Panel 2, captioned "PARADOXXING: PROVING SOMEONE'S NON-EXISTENCE," shows a dark-haired woman telling a bald man, "The fact that reality seems real is proof that it isn't real because most things that seem real are illusions," and he replies, "That's some real shit." Panel 3, captioned "ORTHODOXXING: GETTING SOMEONE TO JOIN A SMALL INSULAR RELIGIOUS COMMUNITY," shows a bearded man in a black hat with sidelocks saying, "The community spirit is incredible but I miss bacon." The votey (bonus panel) adds another pun: "(HETERODOXXING IS CONVINCING SOMEONE THEY'RE ATTRACTED TO THE OPPOSITE SEX.)"
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.