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meat

Original: meat on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1:
Woman: I FEEL LIKE YOU THINK OF ME AS A PIECE OF MEAT.

Panel 2:
Robot: YOU ARE MEAT. MEAT THAT I LOVE. ALSO BONES AND CARTILAGE. THAT I ALSO LOVE.

Panel 3:
Woman: I'M SORRY, I CAN ONLY BE WITH SOMEONE WHO CONSIDERS ME TO BE ENSOULED WITH A NUMINOUS FLESH-TRANSCENDING ANIMA.

Panel 4:
Robot: I THINK WE SHOULD SEE OTHER ENTITIES.

Votey:
Robot: IT'S NOT YOU, IT'S... LOOK THERE IS NO YOU. JUST A STORY YOUR BRAIN DREAMS.

Alt text

A four-panel comic showing a breakup conversation between a blonde woman and a boxy robot with a single round green eye. Panel 1: The woman says, "I feel like you think of me as a piece of meat." Panel 2: The robot replies, "You are meat. Meat that I love. Also bones and cartilage. That I also love." Panel 3: The woman, looking unhappy, says, "I'm sorry, I can only be with someone who considers me to be ensouled with a numinous flesh-transcending anima." Panel 4: The robot, now slumped, says, "I think we should see other entities." Votey (aftercomic, black-and-white sketch): The robot leans toward a small framed object and says, "It's not you, it's... look there is no you. Just a story your brain dreams." The joke contrasts the robot's coldly materialist view of consciousness with the woman's desire for a soul.

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.