catechism
Original: catechism on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1: A red-haired, freckled man kneels with hands clasped, praying.
Man: "Dear Lord, I've been reading the Westminster Shorter Catechism..."
Panel 2:
Man: "It has all these questions, which I answer, but they're made by people. You don't say them, so I wanted to put it to you: what is the chief end of man?"
Panel 3: A glowing light shines down on the man as a voice answers from above.
Voice of God (from a glowing light): "THE READ ONE!"
Panel 4: The glowing presence of God bursts into laughter.
God: "AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Votey:
A speech bubble emanating from above contains the text:
"Seriously though, there's no point."
Man: "Dear Lord, I've been reading the Westminster Shorter Catechism..."
Panel 2:
Man: "It has all these questions, which I answer, but they're made by people. You don't say them, so I wanted to put it to you: what is the chief end of man?"
Panel 3: A glowing light shines down on the man as a voice answers from above.
Voice of God (from a glowing light): "THE READ ONE!"
Panel 4: The glowing presence of God bursts into laughter.
God: "AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Votey:
A speech bubble emanating from above contains the text:
"Seriously though, there's no point."
Alt text
A four-panel comic. A red-haired, freckled man kneels in prayer with hands clasped. He prays: "Dear Lord, I've been reading the Westminster Shorter Catechism... It has all these questions, which I answer, but they're made by people. You don't say them, so I wanted to put it to you: what is the chief end of man?" A glowing light shines down and God's voice answers, "The READ one!" (a pun on "chief end" / "the read one"). In the final panel God bursts into booming laughter: "AHAHAHAHA!" Votey aftercomic: a speech bubble from above adds, "Seriously though, there's no point."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.