phish
Original: phish on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1: A computer monitor displays a message: "The World Health Organization needs your help fighting COVID-19. Please send your name and credit card information as soon as possible, in order"
Panel 2: A red-haired man wearing glasses looks at the screen.
Man: "WOW. NOT ONLY HAVE PHISHING SCAMMERS NOT STOPPED, THEY'RE RAMPING UP DURING A PANDEMIC."
Panel 3: The man, now smiling.
Man: "THAT'S WEIRDLY REASSURING. LIKE... NO MATTER WHAT, SOME THINGS WILL ALWAYS BE HERE. ALWAYS THE SAME."
Panel 4: Caption: "LATER IN THE FUTURE." The same red-haired man, now with a full beard, sits at a computer. The monitor displays: "The nanobots have left only 14 humans alive and you are one of them! Please send your name and credit card informatio[n]"
Votey:
The bearded man, looking pensive.
Man: "ONCE I'M THE ONLY ONE LEFT, I'LL HAVE TO PHISH MYSELF."
Panel 2: A red-haired man wearing glasses looks at the screen.
Man: "WOW. NOT ONLY HAVE PHISHING SCAMMERS NOT STOPPED, THEY'RE RAMPING UP DURING A PANDEMIC."
Panel 3: The man, now smiling.
Man: "THAT'S WEIRDLY REASSURING. LIKE... NO MATTER WHAT, SOME THINGS WILL ALWAYS BE HERE. ALWAYS THE SAME."
Panel 4: Caption: "LATER IN THE FUTURE." The same red-haired man, now with a full beard, sits at a computer. The monitor displays: "The nanobots have left only 14 humans alive and you are one of them! Please send your name and credit card informatio[n]"
Votey:
The bearded man, looking pensive.
Man: "ONCE I'M THE ONLY ONE LEFT, I'LL HAVE TO PHISH MYSELF."
Alt text
A four-panel comic. Panel 1: a computer monitor showing a phishing message claiming the World Health Organization needs the reader's name and credit card information to fight COVID-19. Panel 2: a red-haired man in glasses reads it and says it's amazing that phishing scammers are ramping up during a pandemic. Panel 3: he smiles, saying it's weirdly reassuring that no matter what, some things will always stay the same. Panel 4, captioned 'Later in the future': the same man, now bearded, sits at a computer displaying a phishing message saying nanobots have left only 14 humans alive and asking him to send his name and credit card info. Votey aftercomic: a close-up of the bearded man looking resigned, saying 'Once I'm the only one left, I'll have to phish myself.'
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.