dear
Original: dear on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A man with reddish-brown hair, kneeling with his hands pressed together in prayer, speaks with a frustrated expression.
Man: DEAR... DEAR... DAMMIT I JUST CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT FEELING STUPID!
Caption (below panel): In order to limit the number of incoming prayers, God changes his name to Dave.
Votey:
The same man, now sketched in black-and-white line art with an annoyed/scowling face, his hands again pressed together in prayer.
Man: DAVEDAMMIT!
A man with reddish-brown hair, kneeling with his hands pressed together in prayer, speaks with a frustrated expression.
Man: DEAR... DEAR... DAMMIT I JUST CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT FEELING STUPID!
Caption (below panel): In order to limit the number of incoming prayers, God changes his name to Dave.
Votey:
The same man, now sketched in black-and-white line art with an annoyed/scowling face, his hands again pressed together in prayer.
Man: DAVEDAMMIT!
Alt text
A color comic panel shows a man with reddish-brown hair kneeling with his hands pressed together in prayer, looking exasperated. His speech bubble reads: "DEAR... DEAR... DAMMIT I JUST CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT FEELING STUPID!" A caption below reads: "In order to limit the number of incoming prayers, God changes his name to Dave." The votey (aftercomic) is a black-and-white line sketch of the same man, scowling, hands pressed in prayer, saying "DAVEDAMMIT!" — a play on the curse "goddammit" now that God's name is Dave.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.