part-of-me
Original: part-of-me on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1: An elderly man and woman lie in bed together. The man (balding, with glasses) speaks to the woman.
Elderly man: I haven't got long, darling. I love you.
Panel 2: The man continues, raising a hand.
Elderly man: I want to tell you something. Something that's been a part of me all these years.
Panel 3: Close-up on the elderly woman's face, looking solemn and emotional.
Panel 4: The man, now grinning widely, throws back the covers and points.
Elderly man: BRAH! GOTCHA!
Panel 5: Close-up on the elderly woman's face, looking unimpressed and weary.
Panel 6: Close-up on the elderly man's face, beaming with a huge delighted grin.
Votey: Plain text above a doodle of a balding, grinning bald head/skull-like figure.
Text: SHIT, I'M NOT DEAD!
Elderly man: I haven't got long, darling. I love you.
Panel 2: The man continues, raising a hand.
Elderly man: I want to tell you something. Something that's been a part of me all these years.
Panel 3: Close-up on the elderly woman's face, looking solemn and emotional.
Panel 4: The man, now grinning widely, throws back the covers and points.
Elderly man: BRAH! GOTCHA!
Panel 5: Close-up on the elderly woman's face, looking unimpressed and weary.
Panel 6: Close-up on the elderly man's face, beaming with a huge delighted grin.
Votey: Plain text above a doodle of a balding, grinning bald head/skull-like figure.
Text: SHIT, I'M NOT DEAD!
Alt text
A six-panel black-outlined color comic. An elderly couple lies in bed. The balding, bespectacled man tells his wife, "I haven't got long, darling. I love you." He goes on, "I want to tell you something. Something that's been a part of me all these years." The wife's face is shown in solemn close-up, bracing for a deathbed confession. Then the man grins hugely and throws off the covers, shouting "BRAH! GOTCHA!" The wife's close-up shows her completely unimpressed and weary, while the man's close-up shows him beaming with delight at his own prank. Votey (bonus panel): a hand-drawn grinning bald head with the caption "SHIT, I'M NOT DEAD!"
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.