rocket-science
Original: rocket-science on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Bearded man: WOW, YOU'VE BEEN STUDYING A LOT OF ROCKET SCIENCE LATELY.
Red-haired person: SORTA.
Panel 2:
Red-haired person: I ACTUALLY GOT ABOUT 40 PAGES IN AND STARTED WORKING ON A TONGUE TWISTER ABOUT CHARACTERISTIC VELOCITY.
Panel 3:
Bearded man (gesturing): YOU'VE JUST BEEN SITTING THERE, HOURS A DAY, AVOIDING ME AND LEARNING NOTHING?
Panel 4:
Red-haired person (reading from a paper): SEA STARS SEIZE TARS FOR C*S TO SEE STARS.
Bearded man: I AM SO TORN RIGHT NOW.
Votey:
Bearded man (offscreen, large smiling face): NO, WAIT, THERE IT IS. I DEFINITELY HATE YOU.
Bearded man: WOW, YOU'VE BEEN STUDYING A LOT OF ROCKET SCIENCE LATELY.
Red-haired person: SORTA.
Panel 2:
Red-haired person: I ACTUALLY GOT ABOUT 40 PAGES IN AND STARTED WORKING ON A TONGUE TWISTER ABOUT CHARACTERISTIC VELOCITY.
Panel 3:
Bearded man (gesturing): YOU'VE JUST BEEN SITTING THERE, HOURS A DAY, AVOIDING ME AND LEARNING NOTHING?
Panel 4:
Red-haired person (reading from a paper): SEA STARS SEIZE TARS FOR C*S TO SEE STARS.
Bearded man: I AM SO TORN RIGHT NOW.
Votey:
Bearded man (offscreen, large smiling face): NO, WAIT, THERE IT IS. I DEFINITELY HATE YOU.
Alt text
A four-panel SMBC comic. In panel one, a bearded man says "Wow, you've been studying a lot of rocket science lately," and a red-haired person replies "Sorta." In panel two the red-haired person explains, "I actually got about 40 pages in and started working on a tongue twister about characteristic velocity." In panel three the bearded man gestures in disbelief: "You've just been sitting there, hours a day, avoiding me and learning nothing?" In panel four the red-haired person reads a tongue twister off a paper: "Sea stars seize tars for c*s to see stars," and the bearded man, frowning, admits "I am so torn right now." Votey: a big close-up of the bearded man's smiling face as he says, "No, wait, there it is. I definitely hate you."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.