thank-you-2
Original: thank-you-2 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A long-haired, bearded man in a tuxedo with a red bow tie stands on a stage in front of a red curtain, holding a golden award statuette.
Man: "THANK YOU. THANK YOU SO MUCH. FIRST, I'D LIKE TO THANK JESUS."
Caption (below panel): "I'm no longer welcome at the adult video awards."
Votey:
A hand emerges from a fluffy white cloud against a blue sky, giving a thumbs-up.
A long-haired, bearded man in a tuxedo with a red bow tie stands on a stage in front of a red curtain, holding a golden award statuette.
Man: "THANK YOU. THANK YOU SO MUCH. FIRST, I'D LIKE TO THANK JESUS."
Caption (below panel): "I'm no longer welcome at the adult video awards."
Votey:
A hand emerges from a fluffy white cloud against a blue sky, giving a thumbs-up.
Alt text
A long-haired, bearded man in a tuxedo with a red bow tie stands on a stage before a red curtain, holding a golden award statuette and giving an acceptance speech: "Thank you. Thank you so much. First, I'd like to thank Jesus." A caption below reads: "I'm no longer welcome at the adult video awards." The joke: thanking Jesus while accepting a porn industry award is unwelcome there. The votey shows a hand reaching out from a white cloud in a blue sky giving an approving thumbs-up, implying Jesus (or God) appreciated the shout-out.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.