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Original: note on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1:
A child stands holding up a large pink card toward a parent who wears glasses and looks on with a skeptical, unimpressed expression.
Child: AND WE ALL MADE CARDS WHERE WE WROTE OUR FAVORITE STUFF ABOUT YOU! THIS ONE'S FROM DADDY!

Panel 2 (close-up of the pink card being held up):
The card is covered in handwritten cursive, a list of words:
Love
Equality
Togetherness
Sweetness
Fun
Unity
Caring
Kindness

Votey:
A simple black-and-white doodle of a heart pierced through by an arrow, drawn inside a hand-sketched square frame.

Alt text

A two-panel SMBC comic. In the first panel, a child holds up a large pink card toward a parent in glasses, who watches with a flat, skeptical look. The child says, "And we all made cards where we wrote our favorite stuff about you! This one's from Daddy!" The second panel is a close-up of the pink card, filled with sweet, lofty words in cursive handwriting: Love, Equality, Togetherness, Sweetness, Fun, Unity, Caring, Kindness — an idealized word-salad of virtues. The bonus panel (votey) is a small black-and-white doodle of a heart pierced by an arrow inside a hand-drawn square frame.

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.