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fish

Original: fish on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1:
A bearded man in a lab coat: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
A man with a lab coat over an orange shirt (working at a device): ADDING HUMAN-TYPE PAIN RECEPTORS TO THIS TROUT.

Panel 2:
The bearded man: ...WHY?
The other man: BECAUSE PHILOSOPHY HAS GOTTEN US NOWHERE.

Caption (below the comic): Instead of arguing over whether fish feel pain, why not engineer fish that definitely feel pain and be done with it?

Votey:
The trout (in a speech bubble): ACTUALLY, I'M INTO IT.

Alt text

Two-panel comic. Two men in lab coats stand over a piece of equipment. In the first panel, a bearded man asks, "What are you doing?" The other man, in an orange shirt, replies, "Adding human-type pain receptors to this trout." In the second panel the bearded man asks, "...Why?" and the other answers, "Because philosophy has gotten us nowhere." A caption below reads: "Instead of arguing over whether fish feel pain, why not engineer fish that definitely feel pain and be done with it?" Votey: a simple line drawing of a fish (the trout) saying, "Actually, I'm into it."

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.