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complex

Original: complex on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1:
Person with reddish-blonde hair and orange coat: Do you think other people have real feelings? Real desire, and hopes? Complex internal worlds?
Person with glasses and green coat: God, I hope not.

Panel 2:
Person with orange coat: Can you imagine that? That there are billions, BILLIONS of humans? That each time one dies they take a whole vision of the cosmos down with them?

Panel 3:
Person with orange coat: Nah. No way. That's not realism. That's faith in an evil deity.

Panel 4:
Person with glasses (green coat): So... you think *I* am...
Person with orange coat: A special kind of robot that I can use for nourishment in extremis.

Votey:
Person with green coat (speech balloon): Speaking of which, it's pretty cold out here...
(The person eyes a large, fluffy, fuzzy-outlined creature standing nearby.)

Alt text

A four-panel SMBC comic. Two people walk through a snowy, dim winter landscape: one with reddish-blonde hair in an orange coat, and one with dark skin, round glasses, and a green coat. The orange-coated person muses philosophically: 'Do you think other people have real feelings? Real desire, and hopes? Complex internal worlds?' The bespectacled person flatly replies, 'God, I hope not.' The orange-coated one continues marveling that there are billions of humans, each carrying a whole vision of the cosmos that dies with them, then dismisses the idea: 'Nah. No way. That's not realism. That's faith in an evil deity.' In the final panel, shown as black silhouettes against the snow, the bespectacled person asks, 'So... you think *I* am...' and the other answers, 'A special kind of robot that I can use for nourishment in extremis.' The joke: they'd rather believe others are mindless robots they could eat for survival than accept other people have rich inner lives. Votey aftercomic: the green-coated person says, 'Speaking of which, it's pretty cold out here...' while eyeing a large fluffy fuzzy creature standing beside them, sizing it up as warmth or food.

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.