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Original: test on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1: A teacher sits at a desk. A student (a woman with red hair) stands before him.
Teacher: You know how you're in my office every day, Miss Jenkins?
Student: No sir.

Panel 2: The teacher leans forward, suspicious.
Teacher: Do you by any chance look at Henrietta, the chickens' exam unit Thursday, Miss Jenkins?

Panel 3: Close on the red-haired student, looking annoyed/defiant.
Student: Why do you ask?

Panel 4: A sheet of paper / chalkboard with math scribbled on it is shown, with the student's worked-out equations visible.
Text on paper: A = 9x49 / x = 1.5 ... I'll get... 2x + y = 19

Alt text

A four-panel SMBC comic. In a teacher's office, a teacher at a desk confronts a red-haired female student, asking why she is in his office every day; she denies knowing. He leans in and accuses her of some scheme involving an exam. Annoyed, she retorts "Why do you ask?" The final panel shows a paper covered in her scribbled math equations. Votey (aftercomic): A simple cartoon goose or bird stands alone, a large speech bubble above it reading "Checkmate."

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.