sex-talk
Original: sex-talk on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A man with brown hair and glasses sits on the edge of a bed, gesturing with an open hand toward a child with red hair who is lying down. The man speaks.
Man: WHAT IF INSTEAD I JUST TELL YOU ALL THE PLACES BABIES DON'T COME FROM?
Votey:
A loose, sketchy line drawing (resembling a vague map outline or scribble) fills the panel.
Caption (man, continuing): FIRST, I WILL LIST ALL THE PRIME NUMBERS THAT DON'T RELATE TO SEX:
A man with brown hair and glasses sits on the edge of a bed, gesturing with an open hand toward a child with red hair who is lying down. The man speaks.
Man: WHAT IF INSTEAD I JUST TELL YOU ALL THE PLACES BABIES DON'T COME FROM?
Votey:
A loose, sketchy line drawing (resembling a vague map outline or scribble) fills the panel.
Caption (man, continuing): FIRST, I WILL LIST ALL THE PRIME NUMBERS THAT DON'T RELATE TO SEX:
Alt text
A man with brown hair and glasses sits on the edge of a bed, leaning down and gesturing with an open palm toward a red-haired child lying down in front of him. In a speech bubble he says, 'What if instead I just tell you all the places babies DON'T come from?' The joke: a parent avoiding 'the talk' by proposing to enumerate everything sex isn't, an impossible infinite task. Votey (aftercomic): a rough scribbly line drawing fills the panel, with the caption 'First, I will list all the prime numbers that don't relate to sex:' underscoring the absurd, endless avoidance strategy.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.