behold
Original: behold on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Man: And THAT'S why I'm pretty sure string theory is wrong. Now, let me tell you how the economy should be run.
Woman (pointing, laughing): HA! GOT YOU!
Panel 2:
Man (confused): What?
Panel 3:
Woman: You weren't actually talking to me! It was a DECOY date! You got to express all your facile opinions while I went to watch a movie!
Panel 4:
Man: But how?!
Woman: Behold!
Panel 5:
Man (alarmed): Doppelganger!
The woman reveals a small puppet/figure propped beside the man. The figure holds a sign reading: "you are very interesting"
Votey:
Handwritten caption: "From the German, meaning \"Double ganger.\""
Below it is a sketchy line drawing of a person.
Man: And THAT'S why I'm pretty sure string theory is wrong. Now, let me tell you how the economy should be run.
Woman (pointing, laughing): HA! GOT YOU!
Panel 2:
Man (confused): What?
Panel 3:
Woman: You weren't actually talking to me! It was a DECOY date! You got to express all your facile opinions while I went to watch a movie!
Panel 4:
Man: But how?!
Woman: Behold!
Panel 5:
Man (alarmed): Doppelganger!
The woman reveals a small puppet/figure propped beside the man. The figure holds a sign reading: "you are very interesting"
Votey:
Handwritten caption: "From the German, meaning \"Double ganger.\""
Below it is a sketchy line drawing of a person.
Alt text
A five-panel comic. Panel 1: A man in a red shirt monologues, "And THAT'S why I'm pretty sure string theory is wrong. Now, let me tell you how the economy should be run." A woman with blue hair in a purple shirt points at him laughing, "HA! GOT YOU!" Panel 2: The man looks confused: "What?" Panel 3: The woman explains, "You weren't actually talking to me! It was a DECOY date! You got to express all your facile opinions while I went to watch a movie!" Panel 4: The man asks "But how?!" and the woman says "Behold!" Panel 5: The man recoils in alarm, shouting "Doppelganger!" as the woman reveals a small smiling puppet figure sitting beside him, holding a sign that reads "you are very interesting" — the decoy listener that absorbed his lecture. Votey (aftercomic): Handwritten text reads, "From the German, meaning 'Double ganger,'" above a rough sketch of a standing person.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.