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stress

Original: stress on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1:
Man (to his brain): Hey brain, I'm stressing out about this one thing.

Panel 2:
Brain: OH NO!

Panel 3:
Brain (now much larger): Say, here's a solution!

Panel 4:
Brain: Let's stress about EVERY thing!
(The man stares ahead with a flat, dread-filled expression.)

Votey:
Brain: Especially things you thought you were totally over!

Alt text

A red-haired man in a red shirt talks to a disembodied brain floating beside him. Panel 1: he gestures toward the brain and says, "Hey brain, I'm stressing out about this one thing." Panel 2: the brain replies, "Oh no!" Panel 3: the brain has swelled enormously, filling the panel, and says, "Say, here's a solution!" Panel 4: against a bright yellow background the brain declares, "Let's stress about EVERY thing!" while the man stares forward with a blank, dread-stricken face. Votey: the brain, drawn as loose scribbled lines, adds, "Especially things you thought you were totally over!"

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.