cultured-meat
Original: cultured-meat on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Offscreen voice (from a TV): THANKS TO CULTURED MEAT TECHNOLOGY, WE CAN TAKE CELLS FROM THE POLITICAL FIGURES YOU DISLIKE MOST, GROW THEIR BODIES, INCLUDING BONES AND INTERNAL ORGANS, AND BURY THEM UNDER YOUR HOUSE!
A woman with red hair sits in a chair watching a television.
Woman: OOOOH, I WOULD BE SO MUCH LESS ANGRY.
Caption (below panel): There *is* a path out of political polarization. You're just not willing to take it.
Votey:
The red-haired woman, eyes wide and slightly manic, holds a piece of bone up toward her mouth. A speech bubble points toward an off-panel TV.
Woman (or TV pitch voice): GIVE US THE BONES! GIVE US THE BONES!
Offscreen voice (from a TV): THANKS TO CULTURED MEAT TECHNOLOGY, WE CAN TAKE CELLS FROM THE POLITICAL FIGURES YOU DISLIKE MOST, GROW THEIR BODIES, INCLUDING BONES AND INTERNAL ORGANS, AND BURY THEM UNDER YOUR HOUSE!
A woman with red hair sits in a chair watching a television.
Woman: OOOOH, I WOULD BE SO MUCH LESS ANGRY.
Caption (below panel): There *is* a path out of political polarization. You're just not willing to take it.
Votey:
The red-haired woman, eyes wide and slightly manic, holds a piece of bone up toward her mouth. A speech bubble points toward an off-panel TV.
Woman (or TV pitch voice): GIVE US THE BONES! GIVE US THE BONES!
Alt text
A two-panel SMBC comic. In the main panel, a red-haired woman sits in a chair watching a television. A speech bubble from the TV says: "Thanks to cultured meat technology, we can take cells from the political figures you dislike most, grow their bodies, including bones and internal organs, and bury them under your house!" The woman replies, "Ooooh, I would be so much less angry." A caption below reads: "There *is* a path out of political polarization. You're just not willing to take it." The votey (aftercomic) shows a close-up of the same woman, eyes wide and a little crazed, lifting a piece of bone toward her mouth while an excited voice shouts, "Give us the bones! Give us the bones!"
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.