stuck
Original: stuck on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Priest (holding a communion wafer/host over a small dish): This is God's body.
Panel 2:
A churchgoer (a man in a suit) imagines a single figure of Jesus (long brown hair, beard, white robe) in a thought bubble, looking serene.
Panel 3:
Priest (looking down at the host): Oh, one sec. Hold on. They got two of these things stuck together.
Panel 4:
The churchgoer now imagines a thought bubble containing TWO Jesus figures stuck/fused together — conjoined, both with halos and beards, mouths open mid-shout in a chaotic red-tinged scene. The man looks horrified.
Votey:
A close-up of the horrified churchgoer's face, sweating.
Churchgoer: I'll do anything God says!
Priest (holding a communion wafer/host over a small dish): This is God's body.
Panel 2:
A churchgoer (a man in a suit) imagines a single figure of Jesus (long brown hair, beard, white robe) in a thought bubble, looking serene.
Panel 3:
Priest (looking down at the host): Oh, one sec. Hold on. They got two of these things stuck together.
Panel 4:
The churchgoer now imagines a thought bubble containing TWO Jesus figures stuck/fused together — conjoined, both with halos and beards, mouths open mid-shout in a chaotic red-tinged scene. The man looks horrified.
Votey:
A close-up of the horrified churchgoer's face, sweating.
Churchgoer: I'll do anything God says!
Alt text
A four-panel SMBC comic. Panel 1: a priest holds up a communion wafer and says "This is God's body." Panel 2: a churchgoer in a suit pictures a single, serene Jesus in a thought bubble. Panel 3: the priest looks down and says "Oh, one sec. Hold on. They got two of these things stuck together," referring to two wafers stuck together. Panel 4: the churchgoer now imagines two Jesuses fused/conjoined together, both shouting in a chaotic red scene, and he looks horrified at the idea of a double-bodied God. Votey: a sweating close-up of the terrified churchgoer declaring, "I'll do anything God says!"
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.