t-rex
Original: t-rex on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1: A woman with blonde hair, wearing a pink top, stands in the foreground. A man with curly orange hair is seen from behind in the background.
Woman: COME AT ME LIKE A T-REX.
Panel 2: The man with curly orange hair, now seen from the front, looks slightly puzzled.
Man: SO... SPECIFICALLY...
Panel 3: Close-up of the two faces near each other, the man on the right.
Woman: DEAD, BUT STILL ROCK HARD.
Panel 4: Extreme close-up of their faces. The man bares his teeth/grits in a strained expression.
Man: CAN I GO HOME NOW, PLEASE?
Votey:
A black-and-white drawing of a worried-looking face with wide eyes and small clenched/bared teeth.
Caption: ALSO, MILDLY RADIOACTIVE!
Woman: COME AT ME LIKE A T-REX.
Panel 2: The man with curly orange hair, now seen from the front, looks slightly puzzled.
Man: SO... SPECIFICALLY...
Panel 3: Close-up of the two faces near each other, the man on the right.
Woman: DEAD, BUT STILL ROCK HARD.
Panel 4: Extreme close-up of their faces. The man bares his teeth/grits in a strained expression.
Man: CAN I GO HOME NOW, PLEASE?
Votey:
A black-and-white drawing of a worried-looking face with wide eyes and small clenched/bared teeth.
Caption: ALSO, MILDLY RADIOACTIVE!
Alt text
A four-panel color comic. Panel 1: a blonde woman in a pink top stands in the foreground while an orange-haired man is seen from behind; she says, "Come at me like a T-Rex." Panel 2: the man, now facing forward and looking puzzled, replies, "So... specifically..." Panel 3: their faces close together; the woman clarifies, "Dead, but still rock hard." Panel 4: an extreme close-up of the man gritting his teeth in a strained, uncomfortable expression as he asks, "Can I go home now, please?" The joke plays on absurd, off-putting flirtation instructions. Votey (black-and-white aftercomic): a worried face with wide eyes and clenched teeth, captioned "Also, mildly radioactive!"
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.