lady-stuff
Original: lady-stuff on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1: A closed bathroom door. A yellow burst reads "click" (the lock).
Panel 2 (a man with reddish-brown hair stands outside the door): "Why do you lock the bathroom door? We've been together for years and have I ever barged in there?"
Panel 3 (a woman with brown hair, inside): "I'm having... lady stuff in here!"
Panel 4 (the man, throwing up his hands): "Nevermind!"
Panel 5 (the woman, leaning over something on a counter, looking pained): "I hate lying to him like that, Bozmodiklax."
Panel 6 (revealing a horned, goat-like demon creature beside her on the counter, amid a strange ritual setup with a glowing red pentagram): "Unmaking the universe IS lady stuff!"
Votey:
The woman speaks, in handwritten caps: "Just between us gals, we should invert all cosmic forces slowly enough for all sapient beings to feel pain and the fear of death." The horned demon creature gazes back at her affectionately.
Panel 2 (a man with reddish-brown hair stands outside the door): "Why do you lock the bathroom door? We've been together for years and have I ever barged in there?"
Panel 3 (a woman with brown hair, inside): "I'm having... lady stuff in here!"
Panel 4 (the man, throwing up his hands): "Nevermind!"
Panel 5 (the woman, leaning over something on a counter, looking pained): "I hate lying to him like that, Bozmodiklax."
Panel 6 (revealing a horned, goat-like demon creature beside her on the counter, amid a strange ritual setup with a glowing red pentagram): "Unmaking the universe IS lady stuff!"
Votey:
The woman speaks, in handwritten caps: "Just between us gals, we should invert all cosmic forces slowly enough for all sapient beings to feel pain and the fear of death." The horned demon creature gazes back at her affectionately.
Alt text
A six-panel comic. Panel 1: a closed bathroom door clicks locked. Panel 2: a reddish-brown-haired man outside asks why his partner locks the bathroom door when he's never barged in. Panel 3: a brown-haired woman inside answers that she's "having... lady stuff in here." Panel 4: the man throws up his hands and says "Nevermind!" Panel 5: the woman leans over a counter looking guilty and says "I hate lying to him like that, Bozmodiklax." Panel 6: the reveal shows a horned, goat-like demon beside her over a glowing red pentagram; it cheerfully declares, "Unmaking the universe IS lady stuff!" Votey: the woman tells the affectionate demon, "Just between us gals, we should invert all cosmic forces slowly enough for all sapient beings to feel pain and the fear of death."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.