problem
Original: problem on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A man with dark hair, bursting through a doorway and waving a sheet of paper, announcing to a group: "GREAT NEWS, EVERYONE! IT TURNS OUT THE PROBLEM WE SPENT OUR CAREERS WORKING ON CAN'T BE SOLVED!"
In the foreground, a person with long dark hair grins broadly, with two sheets of paper held over their eyes like glasses. Another bearded person in a green shirt stands beside them, smiling.
Caption (below panel): Mathematicians are weird.
Votey:
A close-up of the grinning long-haired person, still smiling widely. Above them, off-panel dialogue (from the announcing man): "ENTIRELY NEW VISTAS OF POINTLESSNESS OPEN UP BEFORE OUR EYES!"
A man with dark hair, bursting through a doorway and waving a sheet of paper, announcing to a group: "GREAT NEWS, EVERYONE! IT TURNS OUT THE PROBLEM WE SPENT OUR CAREERS WORKING ON CAN'T BE SOLVED!"
In the foreground, a person with long dark hair grins broadly, with two sheets of paper held over their eyes like glasses. Another bearded person in a green shirt stands beside them, smiling.
Caption (below panel): Mathematicians are weird.
Votey:
A close-up of the grinning long-haired person, still smiling widely. Above them, off-panel dialogue (from the announcing man): "ENTIRELY NEW VISTAS OF POINTLESSNESS OPEN UP BEFORE OUR EYES!"
Alt text
A man with dark hair bursts through a doorway, waving a sheet of paper, joyfully announcing to a room: "Great news, everyone! It turns out the problem we spent our careers working on can't be solved!" In the foreground, a long-haired person grins ecstatically while holding two sheets of paper over their eyes like glasses, and a bearded person in a green shirt smiles next to them. A caption beneath the panel reads: "Mathematicians are weird." In the votey aftercomic, a close-up shows the long-haired person still grinning as the off-panel announcer adds: "Entirely new vistas of pointlessness open up before our eyes!"
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.