vas
Original: vas on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Doctor (a bald older man with glasses, in a white coat over green scrubs): ...AND WE'LL MAKE A TINY PUNCTURE WHICH WILL ALLOW US TO SEVER YOUR VAS DEFERENS.
Panel 2:
Patient (a young man with brown hair in a blue gown, seated): YEAH. HEY, WHILE YOU'RE AT IT, COULD YOU PUT NEW STUFF IN THERE?
Panel 3:
Doctor (standing beside the seated patient, examining him): IT'S JUST THAT MINIATURIZATION TECH IS REALLY GOOD AND THERE ARE A LOT OF BIOCOMPATIBLE MATERIALS AVAILABLE THESE DAYS.
Panel 4:
Caption: LATER...
Partner (a person with red/orange hair, in bed): WHY DOES DARTH VADER'S THEME PLAY WHENEVER YOU TAKE YOUR PANTS OFF?
The man (brown-haired, now shirtless in bed, grinning): WAIT TILL YOU HEAR THE LIGHT SABER NOISES!
Votey:
Large green hand-lettered text on a black background: zhoom!!
Doctor (a bald older man with glasses, in a white coat over green scrubs): ...AND WE'LL MAKE A TINY PUNCTURE WHICH WILL ALLOW US TO SEVER YOUR VAS DEFERENS.
Panel 2:
Patient (a young man with brown hair in a blue gown, seated): YEAH. HEY, WHILE YOU'RE AT IT, COULD YOU PUT NEW STUFF IN THERE?
Panel 3:
Doctor (standing beside the seated patient, examining him): IT'S JUST THAT MINIATURIZATION TECH IS REALLY GOOD AND THERE ARE A LOT OF BIOCOMPATIBLE MATERIALS AVAILABLE THESE DAYS.
Panel 4:
Caption: LATER...
Partner (a person with red/orange hair, in bed): WHY DOES DARTH VADER'S THEME PLAY WHENEVER YOU TAKE YOUR PANTS OFF?
The man (brown-haired, now shirtless in bed, grinning): WAIT TILL YOU HEAR THE LIGHT SABER NOISES!
Votey:
Large green hand-lettered text on a black background: zhoom!!
Alt text
A four-panel SMBC comic. In the first three panels, a bald, bespectacled doctor in a white coat and green scrubs explains a vasectomy to a young brown-haired patient in a blue gown: '...and we'll make a tiny puncture which will allow us to sever your vas deferens.' The patient asks, 'Yeah. Hey, while you're at it, could you put new stuff in there?' The doctor replies that miniaturization tech is really good and there are a lot of biocompatible materials available these days. The fourth panel, captioned 'LATER...', shows the man, now shirtless in bed with a red-haired partner. The partner asks, 'Why does Darth Vader's theme play whenever you take your pants off?' The grinning man answers, 'Wait till you hear the light saber noises!' Votey (aftercomic): the words 'zhoom!!' in big green hand-drawn letters on a black background, mimicking a lightsaber sound effect.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.