will
Original: will on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1: A group of people sit around a long conference table in a wood-paneled room, as if at a will reading. An older man with white hair and glasses sits at the head of the table reading aloud from a sheet of paper.
Man reading (at head of table): "TO MY DARLING DAUGHTER, I WISH TO LEAVE THE BRITISH LIBRARY'S ENTIRE ANCIENT MANUSCRIPT COLLECTION."
A woman with long dark hair seated at the left end of the table: "GODDAMMIT, DAD."
Caption (below panel): Funtime Activity: Willing people stuff that isn't yours.
Votey: The man continues reading from the will.
Man reading: "ALSO, IF SHE WANTS MY MONEY, SHE MUST SLEEP IN A HAUNTED MANSION. I DON'T KNOW WHERE TO FIND A HAUNTED MANSION, SO THAT'S ON HER."
(Below, a simple smiling cartoon ghost floats above a bed.)
Man reading (at head of table): "TO MY DARLING DAUGHTER, I WISH TO LEAVE THE BRITISH LIBRARY'S ENTIRE ANCIENT MANUSCRIPT COLLECTION."
A woman with long dark hair seated at the left end of the table: "GODDAMMIT, DAD."
Caption (below panel): Funtime Activity: Willing people stuff that isn't yours.
Votey: The man continues reading from the will.
Man reading: "ALSO, IF SHE WANTS MY MONEY, SHE MUST SLEEP IN A HAUNTED MANSION. I DON'T KNOW WHERE TO FIND A HAUNTED MANSION, SO THAT'S ON HER."
(Below, a simple smiling cartoon ghost floats above a bed.)
Alt text
A will-reading scene around a long conference table. An elderly man with glasses at the head of the table reads from a paper: "To my darling daughter, I wish to leave the British Library's entire ancient manuscript collection." A dark-haired woman at the far end of the table reacts: "Goddammit, Dad." Caption: "Funtime Activity: Willing people stuff that isn't yours." Votey: the man keeps reading: "Also, if she wants my money, she must sleep in a haunted mansion. I don't know where to find a haunted mansion, so that's on her." A cartoon ghost hovers over a bed.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.