time-2
Original: time-2 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1: A woman with red hair leans in close, face to face with a smiling man.
Woman: "I SWEAR, TOM. I WILL LOVE YOU UNTIL THE END OF TIME."
Panel 2: A caption box reads "LATER". A newspaper headline is shown in large bold letters.
Newspaper headline: "PHYSICISTS PROVE TIME IS AN ILLUSION"
Panel 3: A red car speeds away from a house, leaving the man (Tom) standing outside. The driver gleefully shouts from the car.
Woman (driving away): "WOO! OFF THE HOOK!"
Votey: A close-up of the man's (Tom's) face, crying with tears streaming down both cheeks.
Speech bubble (Tom): "Bless you, science."
Woman: "I SWEAR, TOM. I WILL LOVE YOU UNTIL THE END OF TIME."
Panel 2: A caption box reads "LATER". A newspaper headline is shown in large bold letters.
Newspaper headline: "PHYSICISTS PROVE TIME IS AN ILLUSION"
Panel 3: A red car speeds away from a house, leaving the man (Tom) standing outside. The driver gleefully shouts from the car.
Woman (driving away): "WOO! OFF THE HOOK!"
Votey: A close-up of the man's (Tom's) face, crying with tears streaming down both cheeks.
Speech bubble (Tom): "Bless you, science."
Alt text
A three-panel comic. Panel 1: a red-haired woman leans nose-to-nose with a smiling man and declares, "I swear, Tom. I will love you until the end of time." Panel 2, labeled "LATER": a newspaper with the bold headline "PHYSICISTS PROVE TIME IS AN ILLUSION." Panel 3: the woman speeds away from a house in a red car, leaving the man behind, gleefully yelling "WOO! OFF THE HOOK!" because if time is an illusion, her promise to love him until the end of time no longer binds her. Votey (aftercomic): a close-up of the man's face streaming with tears as he says, with bitter irony, "Bless you, science."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.