spirits

A four-panel SMBC comic. Panel 1: An elderly man lies in bed and declares, "If you want my fortune... you must spend a night in the haunted mansion!" Panel 2: A younger man asks, "What haunted mansion?" The old man replies, "The one on Gale Street?" The younger man says flatly, "It's not haunted." Panel 3: The old man insists, "There are spirits who want me gone! I hear them there in the night!" The younger man answers, "Those aren't ghosts. They're your extended family." Panel 4: The old man wails, "They don't want me to leave!" The younger man admits, "No, no, that part was accurate." A caption reads: "This comic brought to you by buyers of SOONISH. Click for more information." Votey: A close-up of the younger man's face beside a large speech bubble that reads, "Wait, if I told you there were ghosts, would you leave?"