robot-heaven-3
Original: robot-heaven-3 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A tall robot stands in a cloudy landscape with a golden gate/door to the right. A smaller, shorter robot stands beside it.
Tall robot: WELCOME TO ROBOT HEAVEN!
Panel 2:
The smaller robot looks around at the clouds, uneasy.
Smaller robot: WAIT... IF THIS IS ROBOT HEAVEN, WHY THE CLOUDS? WHY'RE WE ENVELOPED IN CIRCUIT-SHORTING MOISTURE?
Panel 3:
Close-up on a boxy robot face with two large glowing red eyes and a grille mouth, lit up sinisterly.
Robot face: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA..!!
Caption (below panels):
THIS BONUS COMIC BROUGHT TO YOU BY ORDERERS OF "SOONISH." CLICK FOR MORE INFO!
Votey:
Close-up of a sad-looking boxy robot face with droopy eyes and a grille mouth.
Robot: IT'S TOO BAD WE DON'T FEEL PAIN.
A tall robot stands in a cloudy landscape with a golden gate/door to the right. A smaller, shorter robot stands beside it.
Tall robot: WELCOME TO ROBOT HEAVEN!
Panel 2:
The smaller robot looks around at the clouds, uneasy.
Smaller robot: WAIT... IF THIS IS ROBOT HEAVEN, WHY THE CLOUDS? WHY'RE WE ENVELOPED IN CIRCUIT-SHORTING MOISTURE?
Panel 3:
Close-up on a boxy robot face with two large glowing red eyes and a grille mouth, lit up sinisterly.
Robot face: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA..!!
Caption (below panels):
THIS BONUS COMIC BROUGHT TO YOU BY ORDERERS OF "SOONISH." CLICK FOR MORE INFO!
Votey:
Close-up of a sad-looking boxy robot face with droopy eyes and a grille mouth.
Robot: IT'S TOO BAD WE DON'T FEEL PAIN.
Alt text
A three-panel comic. Panel 1: A tall robot greets a shorter robot in a misty, cloudy landscape beside a golden gate, saying "Welcome to robot heaven!" Panel 2: The shorter robot looks around uneasily and asks, "Wait... if this is robot heaven, why the clouds? Why're we enveloped in circuit-shorting moisture?" Panel 3: An extreme close-up of a boxy robot face with glowing red eyes laughing menacingly: "Hahahahahahaha..!!" The joke: the clouds reveal this isn't heaven at all, but a trap (robot hell). A caption notes the bonus comic is brought to you by orderers of the book "Soonish." Votey: A close-up of a sad boxy robot face with droopy eyes saying, "It's too bad we don't feel pain" - lamenting that they can't even suffer properly in robot hell.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.