aaaagh
Original: aaaagh on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A Superman-like figure flies through the night sky above a city skyline, screaming in terror.
Superman figure: AAAAAGH! AAAAAAGH! AAAAAGH!
Panel 2:
Two men stand in the street below, looking up. One is a bald man in a purple tank top; the other is a man with an eye patch, gray hair, and a goatee wearing a dark cloak with a red collar (a villain).
Villain (eye patch): THAT'S IT. NO MORE BEING A CROOK. I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE.
Caption (below panel): Crime rates nosedived shortly after Superman developed his fear of heights.
Votey:
Close-up on the eye-patched villain's face, looking weary.
Villain: Guess I'll go back into finance.
A Superman-like figure flies through the night sky above a city skyline, screaming in terror.
Superman figure: AAAAAGH! AAAAAAGH! AAAAAGH!
Panel 2:
Two men stand in the street below, looking up. One is a bald man in a purple tank top; the other is a man with an eye patch, gray hair, and a goatee wearing a dark cloak with a red collar (a villain).
Villain (eye patch): THAT'S IT. NO MORE BEING A CROOK. I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE.
Caption (below panel): Crime rates nosedived shortly after Superman developed his fear of heights.
Votey:
Close-up on the eye-patched villain's face, looking weary.
Villain: Guess I'll go back into finance.
Alt text
A two-panel SMBC comic with a caption. Panel 1: A Superman-like hero in cape and costume flies high over a dark city skyline at night, screaming 'AAAAAGH! AAAAAAGH! AAAAAGH!' in terror. Panel 2: Down in the street, a bald man in a purple tank top and an eye-patched villain in a red-collared cloak look up. The villain says, 'That's it. No more being a crook. I can't take this anymore.' Caption: 'Crime rates nosedived shortly after Superman developed his fear of heights.' The joke is that the hero's constant terrified screaming while flying makes crime unbearable for the criminals. Votey: a close-up of the weary eye-patched villain's face saying, 'Guess I'll go back into finance.'
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.