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discount-flight

Original: discount-flight on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1:
An elderly woman behind a counter (an airline agent) speaks to a red-haired man standing across from her.
Agent: "At your current price level, you start in spike-seats, which are covered with spikes. For a four dollar fee, we supply these corks, which can be placed over the tips."

Caption (below panel): Discount air travel reaches its logical conclusion.

Votey:
A close-up of the smiling agent's face.
Agent: "Air Club™ members get their spikes poison free!"

Alt text

A single-panel comic. An elderly airline agent with glasses sits behind a counter with a computer, talking to a red-haired man in a suit who stands facing her. She says: "At your current price level, you start in spike-seats, which are covered with spikes. For a four dollar fee, we supply these corks, which can be placed over the tips." A caption beneath reads: "Discount air travel reaches its logical conclusion." In the votey aftercomic, a close-up of the agent's smiling face adds: "Air Club™ members get their spikes poison free!"

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.