glass-slippers
Original: glass-slippers on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Prince: MY GOD... THE GLASS SLIPPER FITS! YOU'RE THE MAGICAL WOMAN FROM...
Panel 2:
Woman: HUH.
Prince: WHAT IS IT?
Panel 3:
Woman: YOU REALLY DON'T THINK ABOUT IT, BUT FEET LOOK SUPER GROSS IN GLASS SLIPPERS.
Panel 4:
(The prince looks at her, unconvinced.)
Panel 5:
Woman: THEY'RE ALL SMUSHED UP AND THERE'S ALREADY A LITTLE CONDENSATION FROM SWEAT.
(The prince holds the glass slipper up to his face.)
Panel 6:
Woman: MAYBE I'LL STICK WITH MY JOB HOUSEKEEPING FOR EVIL PEOPLE.
Woman (smaller): ...EW. IT SQUEAKS WHEN YOU MOVE YOUR CALLOUSES AROUND.
(The prince crouches and examines her bare foot.)
Votey:
Prince (looking down at the glass slipper): So hot.
Prince: MY GOD... THE GLASS SLIPPER FITS! YOU'RE THE MAGICAL WOMAN FROM...
Panel 2:
Woman: HUH.
Prince: WHAT IS IT?
Panel 3:
Woman: YOU REALLY DON'T THINK ABOUT IT, BUT FEET LOOK SUPER GROSS IN GLASS SLIPPERS.
Panel 4:
(The prince looks at her, unconvinced.)
Panel 5:
Woman: THEY'RE ALL SMUSHED UP AND THERE'S ALREADY A LITTLE CONDENSATION FROM SWEAT.
(The prince holds the glass slipper up to his face.)
Panel 6:
Woman: MAYBE I'LL STICK WITH MY JOB HOUSEKEEPING FOR EVIL PEOPLE.
Woman (smaller): ...EW. IT SQUEAKS WHEN YOU MOVE YOUR CALLOUSES AROUND.
(The prince crouches and examines her bare foot.)
Votey:
Prince (looking down at the glass slipper): So hot.
Alt text
A Cinderella parody comic. A prince in a fancy uniform has just fitted a glass slipper. Panel 1, prince: "My god... the glass slipper fits! You're the magical woman from..." Panel 2, the woman replies "Huh," and the prince asks "What is it?" Panel 3, the woman: "You really don't think about it, but feet look super gross in glass slippers." Panel 4, the prince looks skeptical. Panel 5, she continues, "They're all smushed up and there's already a little condensation from sweat," while the prince holds the transparent slipper up to his face to peer inside. Panel 6, she says "Maybe I'll stick with my job housekeeping for evil people," then, smaller, "...Ew. It squeaks when you move your calluses around," as the prince crouches to examine her bare foot. The joke flips the romantic fairy-tale moment into a frank, gross description of sweaty smushed feet inside glass footwear. In the votey aftercomic, a close-up of the prince gazing down at the slipper with a small word balloon reading "So hot." — he is, unsettlingly, into it.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.