multiverse
Original: multiverse on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A blond man with curly hair, angry, gesturing with both hands at another person whose head is seen from behind.
Blond man: "OH YEAH?! WELL THERE'S AN INFINITE NUMBER OF UNIVERSES OUT THERE WHERE I AM FIRING YOU FOR NOT WEARING PANTS TO WORK!"
Caption (below panel): Multiverse theory has really improved my life outlook.
Votey:
A hand-drawn panel. A person with an annoyed expression speaks in a speech bubble.
Speaker: "This workplace is non-Everettian."
A blond man with curly hair, angry, gesturing with both hands at another person whose head is seen from behind.
Blond man: "OH YEAH?! WELL THERE'S AN INFINITE NUMBER OF UNIVERSES OUT THERE WHERE I AM FIRING YOU FOR NOT WEARING PANTS TO WORK!"
Caption (below panel): Multiverse theory has really improved my life outlook.
Votey:
A hand-drawn panel. A person with an annoyed expression speaks in a speech bubble.
Speaker: "This workplace is non-Everettian."
Alt text
A two-panel comic. Main panel: An angry blond curly-haired man in a blue shirt gestures emphatically at a coworker (seen from behind) and shouts, "Oh yeah?! Well there's an infinite number of universes out there where I am firing you for not wearing pants to work!" A caption below reads: "Multiverse theory has really improved my life outlook." The joke is that he consoles himself about a workplace dispute by imagining parallel universes where he wins. Votey (small follow-up panel, hand-drawn): An annoyed-looking person says in a speech bubble, "This workplace is non-Everettian" — a deadpan reference to Hugh Everett's many-worlds interpretation of quantum mechanics, implying that at this particular workplace the comforting infinite-universes logic does not apply.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.