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paul

Original: paul on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1:
Title/caption (top banner): WHAT IF PROGRAMMERS' BIBLES WERE ACTUALLY BIBLES WRITTEN BY PROGRAMMERS?

Text written on the open book's page: AND LO, PAUL DID PROCLAIM THAT CHRISTIANITY WOULD NO LONGER BE BACKWARDS COMPATIBLE WITH JUDAISM.

Votey:
Handwritten text: This generation shall not pass away until all is debugged.

Alt text

A pink banner at the top reads: "What if programmers' Bibles were actually Bibles written by programmers?" Below it is a large open book with blank pages, on which is written in slanted text: "And lo, Paul did proclaim that Christianity would no longer be backwards compatible with Judaism." The joke recasts a theological transition in software-versioning terms. Votey (aftercomic): a hand-drawn box containing handwritten text that reads, "This generation shall not pass away until all is debugged." - a programmer's parody of a biblical verse.

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.