reverse-captcha
Original: reverse-captcha on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Woman with red hair (excited): I invented an entirely new way to tell bots from humans!
Panel 2:
Woman with red hair: A robot will send in something. A human will literally never attempt to comply.
Panel 3:
Woman with red hair: "Prove you're human by faxing a page from your TPS returns from three years ago."
Man (deadpan): I don't get it.
Panel 4:
Woman with red hair: So if an attempt is made within 15 seconds, you're a robot. Else, you're a human.
Panel 5 (silhouette panel, two figures shown in shadow):
Woman with red hair: And it's the bazooka for humankind!
Panel 6 (silhouette):
Woman with red hair: Laziness is the savior for humanity!
Panel 7 (silhouette):
Man: And all those people thought it was too use!
Votey:
Handwritten caption: Note the clever use of a silhouette panel for a punchline about laziness.
Woman with red hair (excited): I invented an entirely new way to tell bots from humans!
Panel 2:
Woman with red hair: A robot will send in something. A human will literally never attempt to comply.
Panel 3:
Woman with red hair: "Prove you're human by faxing a page from your TPS returns from three years ago."
Man (deadpan): I don't get it.
Panel 4:
Woman with red hair: So if an attempt is made within 15 seconds, you're a robot. Else, you're a human.
Panel 5 (silhouette panel, two figures shown in shadow):
Woman with red hair: And it's the bazooka for humankind!
Panel 6 (silhouette):
Woman with red hair: Laziness is the savior for humanity!
Panel 7 (silhouette):
Man: And all those people thought it was too use!
Votey:
Handwritten caption: Note the clever use of a silhouette panel for a punchline about laziness.
Alt text
A six-panel comic. A woman with red hair excitedly tells a deadpan man she has invented a new way to tell bots from humans: a robot will send something in, but a human will never bother to comply. Her example test is a demand to "prove you're human by faxing a page from your TPS returns from three years ago" — if an attempt is made within 15 seconds, you're a robot; otherwise you're a human, because real humans are too lazy to do tedious tasks. The man says "I don't get it." The final panels switch to a black silhouette of the two figures, with the woman declaring laziness the savior of humankind. The joke is that human laziness becomes the proof of humanity. Votey (aftercomic): a hand-lettered note reading "Note the clever use of a silhouette panel for a punchline about laziness" — poking fun at the artist drawing simple silhouettes instead of detailed figures because it's less work.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.