record-lows
Original: record-lows on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Weatherman (at a news desk): "And today's forecast calls for an all-time low in humility."
Panel 2:
News anchor (a woman, off to the side): "I think you meant to say *humidity*, Bob!"
Panel 3:
Weatherman (Bob, smiling smugly): "I don't give a shit what you think, Shirley."
Votey:
A distressed woman (Shirley) with a quivering frown: "I have feelings, too!"
Weatherman (at a news desk): "And today's forecast calls for an all-time low in humility."
Panel 2:
News anchor (a woman, off to the side): "I think you meant to say *humidity*, Bob!"
Panel 3:
Weatherman (Bob, smiling smugly): "I don't give a shit what you think, Shirley."
Votey:
A distressed woman (Shirley) with a quivering frown: "I have feelings, too!"
Alt text
A three-panel comic set on a TV news broadcast. Panel 1: A male weatherman in a suit stands at a news desk and announces, "And today's forecast calls for an all-time low in humility." Panel 2: A female news anchor seated nearby corrects him: "I think you meant to say *humidity*, Bob!" Panel 3: The weatherman, smiling smugly, replies, "I don't give a shit what you think, Shirley." The joke turns on his pun about low humility being a genuine boast about his own arrogance. Votey: A close-up sketch of a distressed woman with a wobbly, hurt expression, saying, "I have feelings, too!"
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.