talking-dirty
Original: talking-dirty on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Man (crying, distressed): I DIDN'T MEAN IT! IT WAS THE HEAT OF THE MOMENT! I WAS TRYING TO PARTICIPATE!
(A woman is visible behind him, looking concerned.)
Panel 2 (captioned "EARLIER..."):
The scene is shown in silhouette against a red background. The woman straddles/grips the man during sex.
Woman: YEAH! OH YES! NOW CALL ME NAMES!
Man: YOU'RE A TERRIBLE FATHER, AND YOUR MOM IS RIGHT TO NEVER CALL YOU!
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Votey:
Man (off-panel, speech bubble): JUST REGULAR INSULTS!
Woman: YOU'RE A DICKWAD?
Man (crying, distressed): I DIDN'T MEAN IT! IT WAS THE HEAT OF THE MOMENT! I WAS TRYING TO PARTICIPATE!
(A woman is visible behind him, looking concerned.)
Panel 2 (captioned "EARLIER..."):
The scene is shown in silhouette against a red background. The woman straddles/grips the man during sex.
Woman: YEAH! OH YES! NOW CALL ME NAMES!
Man: YOU'RE A TERRIBLE FATHER, AND YOUR MOM IS RIGHT TO NEVER CALL YOU!
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Votey:
Man (off-panel, speech bubble): JUST REGULAR INSULTS!
Woman: YOU'RE A DICKWAD?
Alt text
A two-panel SMBC comic. Panel 1: a crying, panicked man sobs, "I didn't mean it! It was the heat of the moment! I was trying to participate!" A worried woman stands behind him. Panel 2, labeled "Earlier...", shows them in red silhouette during sex. The woman moans, "Yeah! Oh yes! Now call me names!" and the man, missing the point of dirty talk, says, "You're a terrible father, and your mom is right to never call you!" — deeply personal, hurtful insults instead of sexual ones. Votey: the woman, exasperated, clarifies the request as the man asks, "Just regular insults!" and she tentatively offers, "You're a... dickwad?"
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.