the-fourth-watch
Original: the-fourth-watch on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Disciple (raising a cup): Wow! You just turned water into wine like magic!
Another disciple: You're the best, Jesus! The best!
Jesus stands among them, arms slightly raised.
Panel 2:
A woman disciple: Hah! Too bad you can't make jello shots.
Jesus (turning toward her): Oh yeah?
Panel 3:
Jesus (pointing into the distance): See that lake over there?
The woman looks on skeptically.
Panel 4 (an open book / scripture, hand-lettered text):
And in the fourth watch of the night, Jesus went unto them, walking upon the sea.
Votey:
(Hand-lettered ornate text)
"Check this shit out," He said, and it was sweet.
Disciple (raising a cup): Wow! You just turned water into wine like magic!
Another disciple: You're the best, Jesus! The best!
Jesus stands among them, arms slightly raised.
Panel 2:
A woman disciple: Hah! Too bad you can't make jello shots.
Jesus (turning toward her): Oh yeah?
Panel 3:
Jesus (pointing into the distance): See that lake over there?
The woman looks on skeptically.
Panel 4 (an open book / scripture, hand-lettered text):
And in the fourth watch of the night, Jesus went unto them, walking upon the sea.
Votey:
(Hand-lettered ornate text)
"Check this shit out," He said, and it was sweet.
Alt text
A four-panel cartoon. In the first panel, Jesus stands among cheering disciples who praise him: "Wow! You just turned water into wine like magic!" and "You're the best, Jesus! The best!" In the second panel a woman disciple taunts, "Hah! Too bad you can't make jello shots," and Jesus replies, "Oh yeah?" In the third panel Jesus points off into the distance and says, "See that lake over there?" The fourth panel shows an open book with ornate hand-lettered scripture: "And in the fourth watch of the night, Jesus went unto them, walking upon the sea" — implying he answered the jello-shot jab by walking on water. The votey aftercomic is a single ornate hand-lettered panel reading: "'Check this shit out,' He said, and it was sweet."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.