uniqueness
Original: uniqueness on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Woman: Isn't it amazing how every snowflake is different from every other?
Man: Sure.
Panel 2:
Woman: Also, isn't it amazing how each piece of dog poop is unique?
Panel 3:
Man: Nobody likes a miserable asshole.
Panel 4:
Woman: Did you know that every anus is different from every other?
Votey:
Caption (in a speech bubble): All whimsy must DIE.
(Below: a close-up of the woman's face in profile, looking flat and unimpressed.)
Woman: Isn't it amazing how every snowflake is different from every other?
Man: Sure.
Panel 2:
Woman: Also, isn't it amazing how each piece of dog poop is unique?
Panel 3:
Man: Nobody likes a miserable asshole.
Panel 4:
Woman: Did you know that every anus is different from every other?
Votey:
Caption (in a speech bubble): All whimsy must DIE.
(Below: a close-up of the woman's face in profile, looking flat and unimpressed.)
Alt text
A four-panel comic. Panel 1: A woman enthusiastically asks a man, "Isn't it amazing how every snowflake is different from every other?" He flatly replies, "Sure." Panel 2: She continues, "Also, isn't it amazing how each piece of dog poop is unique?" Panel 3: The man says, "Nobody likes a miserable asshole." Panel 4: Undeterred, the woman says, "Did you know that every anus is different from every other?" The joke: she escalates the cliche of snowflake uniqueness to grosser and grosser examples. Votey aftercomic: a speech bubble reads "All whimsy must DIE," above a close-up of the woman's face in profile looking deadpan and unamused.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.