schrodinger39s-hash
Original: schrodinger39s-hash on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Two police officers stand looking at a large box labeled with a small tag reading "experiment in progress."
Female officer: DO WE ARREST HIM?
Male officer: I DON'T KNOW. HE SAID HE WOULD ONLY SMOKE THE MARIJUANA IF HIS GEIGER COUNTER DETECTED AN ALPHA PARTICLE.
Caption (below panel): Fun Fact: You can't arrest people for quantum crime.
Votey:
A close-up of a bespectacled man's face looking annoyed/defiant.
Man: I WAS POTENTIALLY INNOCENT UNTIL YOU COLLAPSED MY WAVEFUNCTION!
Two police officers stand looking at a large box labeled with a small tag reading "experiment in progress."
Female officer: DO WE ARREST HIM?
Male officer: I DON'T KNOW. HE SAID HE WOULD ONLY SMOKE THE MARIJUANA IF HIS GEIGER COUNTER DETECTED AN ALPHA PARTICLE.
Caption (below panel): Fun Fact: You can't arrest people for quantum crime.
Votey:
A close-up of a bespectacled man's face looking annoyed/defiant.
Man: I WAS POTENTIALLY INNOCENT UNTIL YOU COLLAPSED MY WAVEFUNCTION!
Alt text
Main comic (single panel): Two uniformed police officers, seen from behind, stand looking at a large cardboard box with a small tag hanging on it that reads "experiment in progress." The setup evokes Schrodinger's cat. The female officer asks, "Do we arrest him?" The male officer replies, "I don't know. He said he would only smoke the marijuana if his Geiger counter detected an alpha particle." A caption below reads: "Fun Fact: You can't arrest people for quantum crime."
Votey (aftercomic): A close-up of a bespectacled man's face, looking indignant, who declares, "I was potentially innocent until you collapsed my wavefunction!" The joke plays on quantum superposition: his guilt only becomes definite once observed.
Votey (aftercomic): A close-up of a bespectacled man's face, looking indignant, who declares, "I was potentially innocent until you collapsed my wavefunction!" The joke plays on quantum superposition: his guilt only becomes definite once observed.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.