the-meek
Original: the-meek on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Jesus (long-haired, bearded man in a robe): "Oh wow... this is embarrassing."
Jesus: "You don't inherit the Earth for like a week."
Panel 2:
A man with flame-like spiky hair (in an orange/red wrestling-style outfit): "But who is meeker than us?"
Panel 3:
Jesus: "No listen. 'The Meek' is a guy. He's this really badass immortal dude. We decided to give him Earth because he's so awesome."
Panel 4:
The Meek (the flame-haired muscular man, leaping triumphantly): "BOOYA!"
Panel 5:
The Meek (wearing sunglasses, looking down): "Hey poor people!"
Panel 6:
The Meek: "CHILL OUT!"
The Meek: "But chill out somewhere else. This is my planet."
Panel 7:
A bystander (woman): "So... cool."
Votey:
(No text — an abstract close-up silhouette image.)
Jesus (long-haired, bearded man in a robe): "Oh wow... this is embarrassing."
Jesus: "You don't inherit the Earth for like a week."
Panel 2:
A man with flame-like spiky hair (in an orange/red wrestling-style outfit): "But who is meeker than us?"
Panel 3:
Jesus: "No listen. 'The Meek' is a guy. He's this really badass immortal dude. We decided to give him Earth because he's so awesome."
Panel 4:
The Meek (the flame-haired muscular man, leaping triumphantly): "BOOYA!"
Panel 5:
The Meek (wearing sunglasses, looking down): "Hey poor people!"
Panel 6:
The Meek: "CHILL OUT!"
The Meek: "But chill out somewhere else. This is my planet."
Panel 7:
A bystander (woman): "So... cool."
Votey:
(No text — an abstract close-up silhouette image.)
Alt text
A seven-panel SMBC comic riffing on the Beatitude 'the meek shall inherit the Earth.' Jesus, a long-haired bearded man in a robe, says "Oh wow... this is embarrassing. You don't inherit the Earth for like a week." A muscular man with flame-like spiky red hair in a wrestling outfit asks, "But who is meeker than us?" Jesus explains, "No listen. 'The Meek' is a guy. He's this really badass immortal dude. We decided to give him Earth because he's so awesome." The flame-haired man, named The Meek, leaps in shouting "BOOYA!" Wearing sunglasses, he looks down and says "Hey poor people! Chill out! But chill out somewhere else. This is my planet." A bystander mutters "So... cool." The joke: the 'meek' who inherit the Earth turn out to be a single arrogant superhero-like guy literally named The Meek, who immediately evicts the poor. Votey: an abstract close-up silhouette in black, pink, and blue with no text.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.