2015-02-13

A five-panel comic. Panel 1: A hooded, robed figure bursts in on a young woman in a dim room, declaring, "I have come for you, young lady! We must sacrifice a virgin to the demons!" Panel 2: The woman flatly replies, "I'm not a virgin." Panel 3: She adds, "Please. You spend 18 hours a day arguing about anime online," and the hooded figure concedes, "Okay, take me to the demons." Panel 4: A large horned demon now stands beside her and intones, "Now I shall psychically devour your past. Oh my god. Your browser history is worse than the Necronomicon." Panel 5: The woman says, "Maybe you should reconsider 'virgin' as a category," while the demon, alarmed, exclaims, "What is she doing with that sea cucumber?!" Votey: A close-up of the disturbed, weary demon saying, "I'm gonna go back to being a lobbyist."