2014-12-02
Original: 2014-12-02 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Scientist (with wild hair, lab coat, glasses): I HAVE DONE IT! I HAVE CREATED A FRANKENSTEIN! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Panel 2:
Green-skinned creature (flat-headed Frankenstein's-monster figure): TECHNICALLY, I'M A FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. YOU'RE FRANKENSTEIN.
Panel 3:
Scientist: LET'S JUST HAVE A LOOK AT THE LANGUAGE-PROCESSING REGION OF YOUR BRAIN, SHALL WE?
Panel 4:
(caption) LATER
The creature, now apparently lobotomized: URRRGH! RRARRGH!
Votey:
The creature thinks in a thought bubble: WISH I COULD USE SYNTAX.
Scientist (with wild hair, lab coat, glasses): I HAVE DONE IT! I HAVE CREATED A FRANKENSTEIN! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Panel 2:
Green-skinned creature (flat-headed Frankenstein's-monster figure): TECHNICALLY, I'M A FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. YOU'RE FRANKENSTEIN.
Panel 3:
Scientist: LET'S JUST HAVE A LOOK AT THE LANGUAGE-PROCESSING REGION OF YOUR BRAIN, SHALL WE?
Panel 4:
(caption) LATER
The creature, now apparently lobotomized: URRRGH! RRARRGH!
Votey:
The creature thinks in a thought bubble: WISH I COULD USE SYNTAX.
Alt text
A four-panel comic. Panel 1: a wild-haired scientist in a lab coat and glasses throws up his arms and shouts, "I HAVE DONE IT! I HAVE CREATED A FRANKENSTEIN! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!" Panel 2: a green, flat-headed Frankenstein's-monster creature pedantically corrects him: "TECHNICALLY, I'M A FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. YOU'RE FRANKENSTEIN." Panel 3: the annoyed scientist replies, "LET'S JUST HAVE A LOOK AT THE LANGUAGE-PROCESSING REGION OF YOUR BRAIN, SHALL WE?" Panel 4, labeled "LATER": the creature, now brain-damaged from the scientist's retaliatory operation, can only groan "URRRGH! RRARRGH!" Votey aftercomic: a close-up of the creature's face with a thought bubble reading "WISH I COULD USE SYNTAX," showing it still thinks clearly but can no longer speak properly.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.