2014-05-19
Original: 2014-05-19 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Main comic:
A woman with dark hair and round glasses, wearing a yellow turtleneck, stands beside a large whiteboard/chart, gesturing toward it with a pointer or piece of chalk. The chart shows a line graph.
Graph y-axis label: MONEY RECEIVED
Graph x-axis label: AFFLUENCE OF CHILD
The plotted line curves sharply upward to the right, ending in an arrowhead.
Caption below the panel: Fact: The Tooth Fairy is classist.
Votey:
A smiling figure with arms thrown wide open and joyful expression.
Figure: THE POOR HAVE LOWER EXPECTATIONS!
A woman with dark hair and round glasses, wearing a yellow turtleneck, stands beside a large whiteboard/chart, gesturing toward it with a pointer or piece of chalk. The chart shows a line graph.
Graph y-axis label: MONEY RECEIVED
Graph x-axis label: AFFLUENCE OF CHILD
The plotted line curves sharply upward to the right, ending in an arrowhead.
Caption below the panel: Fact: The Tooth Fairy is classist.
Votey:
A smiling figure with arms thrown wide open and joyful expression.
Figure: THE POOR HAVE LOWER EXPECTATIONS!
Alt text
A woman in a yellow turtleneck with round glasses stands at a whiteboard, gesturing to a line graph. The y-axis reads 'MONEY RECEIVED' and the x-axis reads 'AFFLUENCE OF CHILD'; the curve climbs steeply upward to the right, meaning richer kids get more money. The caption reads: 'Fact: The Tooth Fairy is classist.' In the votey, a beaming figure flings both arms wide and exclaims, 'THE POOR HAVE LOWER EXPECTATIONS!'
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.