2014-06-08
Original: 2014-06-08 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
God (a glowing yellow egg-shaped voice from the sky, addressing the scene): "MOSES! IT IS TIME TO PART THE RED SEA!"
(Below, a figure stands on a mountaintop with arms raised, facing a body of water.)
Panel 2:
God (the yellow egg-shaped glowing form): "HEY, WAIT A SEC. ARE YOU PARTING IT AT THE MOLECULAR LEVEL, OR IS THE PARTING PLANE ALLOWED TO DIVIDE ATOMS?"
(A bald, bearded man, presumably Moses, looks up with a puzzled expression.)
Panel 3:
Moses: "WHY?"
Panel 4:
(The glowing yellow egg form sits silently, contemplating.)
Panel 5:
God: "AH, DAMMIT."
(Below, a mushroom-cloud explosion erupts from the ground/water.)
Votey:
The glowing egg form (now drawn as a plain outlined egg shape): "BETTER START THE UNIVERSE OVER AGAIN..."
God (a glowing yellow egg-shaped voice from the sky, addressing the scene): "MOSES! IT IS TIME TO PART THE RED SEA!"
(Below, a figure stands on a mountaintop with arms raised, facing a body of water.)
Panel 2:
God (the yellow egg-shaped glowing form): "HEY, WAIT A SEC. ARE YOU PARTING IT AT THE MOLECULAR LEVEL, OR IS THE PARTING PLANE ALLOWED TO DIVIDE ATOMS?"
(A bald, bearded man, presumably Moses, looks up with a puzzled expression.)
Panel 3:
Moses: "WHY?"
Panel 4:
(The glowing yellow egg form sits silently, contemplating.)
Panel 5:
God: "AH, DAMMIT."
(Below, a mushroom-cloud explosion erupts from the ground/water.)
Votey:
The glowing egg form (now drawn as a plain outlined egg shape): "BETTER START THE UNIVERSE OVER AGAIN..."
Alt text
A five-panel comic. God is depicted as a glowing yellow egg-shaped form in the sky. Panel 1: God booms, "MOSES! IT IS TIME TO PART THE RED SEA!" while a tiny figure stands on a mountaintop with arms raised over a body of water. Panel 2: God pauses and asks, "HEY, WAIT A SEC. ARE YOU PARTING IT AT THE MOLECULAR LEVEL, OR IS THE PARTING PLANE ALLOWED TO DIVIDE ATOMS?" as a bald bearded man (Moses) looks up confused. Panel 3: Moses asks, "WHY?" Panel 4: The egg-shaped God sits silently, thinking. Panel 5: God says, "AH, DAMMIT," as a mushroom-cloud explosion erupts below — splitting atoms triggers a nuclear blast. Votey: The egg-shaped God, now a plain outline, sighs, "BETTER START THE UNIVERSE OVER AGAIN..."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.