2013-11-15
Original: 2013-11-15 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A green sea cucumber with one bulging eye leans toward a woman, speaking.
Sea cucumber: OH GOD I'M SO NERVOUS I'M FIRING CUVIERIAN TUBULES OUT OF MY ANUS!
The woman, with black hair and a yellow shirt, looks unimpressed and slightly disgusted.
Caption (below panel): Sea cucumber never gets a second date.
Votey:
The sea cucumber, now shown alone in silhouette/profile against a white speech bubble.
Sea cucumber: *sigh* ANOTHER ONE NIGHT STAND.
A green sea cucumber with one bulging eye leans toward a woman, speaking.
Sea cucumber: OH GOD I'M SO NERVOUS I'M FIRING CUVIERIAN TUBULES OUT OF MY ANUS!
The woman, with black hair and a yellow shirt, looks unimpressed and slightly disgusted.
Caption (below panel): Sea cucumber never gets a second date.
Votey:
The sea cucumber, now shown alone in silhouette/profile against a white speech bubble.
Sea cucumber: *sigh* ANOTHER ONE NIGHT STAND.
Alt text
A green sea cucumber with a single bulging eye leans eagerly toward a black-haired woman in a yellow shirt, exclaiming, 'Oh god I'm so nervous I'm firing Cuvierian tubules out of my anus!' (Cuvierian tubules are the sticky defensive threads real sea cucumbers eject from their anus when stressed.) The woman stares back, unimpressed and put off. A caption below reads: 'Sea cucumber never gets a second date.' Votey (aftercomic): the sea cucumber sits alone, sighing, and says, 'Another one night stand.'
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.