2013-09-20
Original: 2013-09-20 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Man (waking suddenly in bed): AAAAH!
Woman (lying beside him): WHAT?!
Panel 2:
Man (distressed, hands on face): I HAD THIS NIGHTMARE WHERE MY PARENTS WERE ZOMBIES AND I CAME HOME AND THEY WERE EATING YOU AND THE KIDS SO I RAN TO THE KITCHEN FOR A KNIFE BUT THEN MY DAD GRABBED MY LEGS AND, IN HIS HESITATION AND PAIN, YOU CAME FROM BEHIND AND BIT MY THROAT AND... AND THEN I WOKE UP.
Panel 3:
Woman: I SEE.
Woman: AND YOU WOKE UP WITH A BONER?
Panel 4:
Man (both now sitting up in bed): THAT'S BIOLOGICAL!
Votey:
A close-up of a person sleeping peacefully, head resting on a pillow, eyes closed.
Man (waking suddenly in bed): AAAAH!
Woman (lying beside him): WHAT?!
Panel 2:
Man (distressed, hands on face): I HAD THIS NIGHTMARE WHERE MY PARENTS WERE ZOMBIES AND I CAME HOME AND THEY WERE EATING YOU AND THE KIDS SO I RAN TO THE KITCHEN FOR A KNIFE BUT THEN MY DAD GRABBED MY LEGS AND, IN HIS HESITATION AND PAIN, YOU CAME FROM BEHIND AND BIT MY THROAT AND... AND THEN I WOKE UP.
Panel 3:
Woman: I SEE.
Woman: AND YOU WOKE UP WITH A BONER?
Panel 4:
Man (both now sitting up in bed): THAT'S BIOLOGICAL!
Votey:
A close-up of a person sleeping peacefully, head resting on a pillow, eyes closed.
Alt text
A four-panel comic. Panel 1: A man jolts awake in bed screaming 'AAAAH!'; the woman beside him asks 'WHAT?!' Panel 2: The man, hands on his face, recounts a long nightmare in which his parents were zombies, came home and were eating his wife and kids, so he ran for a kitchen knife, but his zombie dad grabbed his legs and in the hesitation the wife came from behind and bit his throat before he woke up. Panel 3: The woman flatly says 'I SEE,' then asks, 'AND YOU WOKE UP WITH A BONER?' Panel 4: Both now sitting up, the man defensively replies, 'THAT'S BIOLOGICAL!' The joke is the absurd, gory nightmare ending in an awkwardly involuntary arousal. Votey: A simple line-drawing close-up of a person sleeping peacefully on a pillow with eyes closed.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.