2013-10-14
Original: 2013-10-14 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
A dim bedroom at night. A man with reddish-orange hair, seen from behind in a dark robe, stands in the doorway. Across the room, in a bed with a purple blanket, sit a shirtless man covering his chest with his hands and a woman beside him, both looking caught.
Man in bed (speech balloon, large): IT'S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE!
Man in doorway (Frank) (speech balloon): *sigh* IT'S GETTING OLD, FRANK.
Caption below panel: If I were in a trio marriage, I would never stop making this joke.
Votey:
Title text: THE SHAPE OF TODAY'S BLANKET:
Below it, a drawing of an irregular purple blanket shape (a roughly square blob with a stepped notch cut out of the upper-left).
Man in bed (speech balloon, large): IT'S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE!
Man in doorway (Frank) (speech balloon): *sigh* IT'S GETTING OLD, FRANK.
Caption below panel: If I were in a trio marriage, I would never stop making this joke.
Votey:
Title text: THE SHAPE OF TODAY'S BLANKET:
Below it, a drawing of an irregular purple blanket shape (a roughly square blob with a stepped notch cut out of the upper-left).
Alt text
A dark bedroom at night. A man with reddish hair in a dark robe stands in the doorway, his back to us. In the bed across the room, under a purple blanket, sit a shirtless man holding his hands over his chest and a woman beside him, both looking startled. The shirtless man exclaims in a large speech balloon, 'IT'S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE!' The man in the doorway replies wearily, '*sigh* IT'S GETTING OLD, FRANK.' A caption reads: 'If I were in a trio marriage, I would never stop making this joke.' The joke: in a three-person marriage the classic 'it's not what it looks like!' caught-cheating line stops working, because everyone already belongs there. Votey: a title reads 'THE SHAPE OF TODAY'S BLANKET:' above a drawing of an irregular purple blanket blob with a stepped notch cut from one corner.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.