2013-07-13
Original: 2013-07-13 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A woman with gray hair, round glasses, and a blue blazer sits across a desk, smiling, speaking to a man (seen from behind) with dark hair and a green shirt.
Woman: "We asked "Can you put in weekends for your first six months?" You answered "Yes." Accounting says I can award you a ONE DOLLAR RAISE."
Caption (below panel): What if life is just the worst gameshow ever?
Votey:
A cartoonish, manically grinning face with a rounded fluffy outline speaks excitedly.
Face: "Guess what!? It's a round of RESTRUCTURING!"
A woman with gray hair, round glasses, and a blue blazer sits across a desk, smiling, speaking to a man (seen from behind) with dark hair and a green shirt.
Woman: "We asked "Can you put in weekends for your first six months?" You answered "Yes." Accounting says I can award you a ONE DOLLAR RAISE."
Caption (below panel): What if life is just the worst gameshow ever?
Votey:
A cartoonish, manically grinning face with a rounded fluffy outline speaks excitedly.
Face: "Guess what!? It's a round of RESTRUCTURING!"
Alt text
A gray-haired woman in round glasses and a blue blazer sits at a desk, smiling brightly at a man shown from behind (dark hair, green shirt). She says: "We asked 'Can you put in weekends for your first six months?' You answered 'Yes.' Accounting says I can award you a ONE DOLLAR RAISE." Her cheerful, prize-announcer delivery frames the insultingly tiny raise like a gameshow win. Caption below: "What if life is just the worst gameshow ever?" Votey: a manic, fluffy-outlined grinning cartoon face announces with gameshow-host glee, "Guess what!? It's a round of RESTRUCTURING!"
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.