2013-02-24
Original: 2013-02-24 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1: A bald man with glasses leans into a dark bedroom where two red-haired children lie in beds.
Man: BAD NEWS, KIDS. I WENT INSANE IN THE NIGHT AND KILLED YOUR IMAGINARY FRIENDS.
Panel 2: Close-up of the man's face in the dark.
Man: IF YOU SEE THEM AGAIN, IT'S BECAUSE THEY'RE GHOSTS HAUNTING YOU.
Panel 3: The man stands in the lit doorway as the two children look up at him.
Man: GOODNIGHT!
Panel 4: A pitch-black panel showing only two pairs of small glowing eyes in the darkness, one pair on the left and one on the right.
Panel 5: A banner reads EARLIER... A red-haired boy in a blue shirt confronts the bald man in a yellow shirt.
Boy: DADDY, YOU'RE A STUPID.
Man: I'LL SHOW YOU WHO'S A STUPID.
Votey:
A black-and-white panel. A young boy holding a knife looks up at an adult.
Boy: MR. FRANK SAID TO GET REVENGE.
Man: BAD NEWS, KIDS. I WENT INSANE IN THE NIGHT AND KILLED YOUR IMAGINARY FRIENDS.
Panel 2: Close-up of the man's face in the dark.
Man: IF YOU SEE THEM AGAIN, IT'S BECAUSE THEY'RE GHOSTS HAUNTING YOU.
Panel 3: The man stands in the lit doorway as the two children look up at him.
Man: GOODNIGHT!
Panel 4: A pitch-black panel showing only two pairs of small glowing eyes in the darkness, one pair on the left and one on the right.
Panel 5: A banner reads EARLIER... A red-haired boy in a blue shirt confronts the bald man in a yellow shirt.
Boy: DADDY, YOU'RE A STUPID.
Man: I'LL SHOW YOU WHO'S A STUPID.
Votey:
A black-and-white panel. A young boy holding a knife looks up at an adult.
Boy: MR. FRANK SAID TO GET REVENGE.
Alt text
A five-panel SMBC comic. A bald man with glasses leans into a dark bedroom where two red-haired kids are in bed and says, "Bad news, kids. I went insane in the night and killed your imaginary friends." In close-up he adds, "If you see them again, it's because they're ghosts haunting you." Standing in the lit doorway he says "Goodnight!" and leaves. The next panel is entirely black except for two pairs of small glowing eyes staring out of the darkness. A final flashback panel labeled "Earlier..." shows the red-haired boy telling the man, "Daddy, you're a stupid," and the man replying, "I'll show you who's a stupid." Votey: a black-and-white panel of a small boy clutching a knife and looking up, saying "Mr. Frank said to get revenge."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.